Deadpan Card "Your cooking is passable"

By Deadpan
£3.00

The Deadpan cards tell the truth. If you can't say something nice, say something factually accurate.

  • The perfect card for Valentine's Day
  • Blank on the inside
  • Brown Craft envelope
  • A5 size

The Deadpan cards tell the truth. If you can't say something nice, say something factually accurate.

  • The perfect card for Valentine's Day
  • Blank on the inside
  • Brown Craft envelope
  • A5 size
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